In the eternal conflict between man and nature, will tool-use or brute force prevail? Matt Holliday is hot and sweaty – but is he hot and sweaty enough? Are the kids alright? Find out on Episode 3 of Bird Calls.

 

In perhaps the most disturbing episode of Bird Calls yet, both guest and hosts are lulled into a tranquil reverie by the aerosol glam metal of Def Leppard while the ape learns to use firearms and prepares to strike.

 

To the accompaniment of Led Zeppelin’s soul-shivering proto-metal, our guest shared his surprising and even controversial views on immigration, regret, and which Cardinal players are lefties.